Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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