glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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