butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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