2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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