she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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