I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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