awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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