you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
and she was petting her beer can
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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