i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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