Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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