He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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