Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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