Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.