That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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