We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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