oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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