my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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