I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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