beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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