I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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