And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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