Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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