called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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