Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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