My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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