dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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