whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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