Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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