i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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