The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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