Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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