I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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