Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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