my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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