remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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