Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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