I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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