Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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