Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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