I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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