jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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