We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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