Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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