Operation Purity has been aborted
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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