she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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