she was so not down for the gang bang
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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