yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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