my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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