I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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