the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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