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(214): View more from Texas

you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?

(806): View more from Texas

i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.

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(905): View more from Ontario

i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself

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(765): View more from Indiana

I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.

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(512): View more from Texas

You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.

(1-606): View more from Kentucky

At least that would be something.

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(309): View more from Illinois

He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?

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