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(312): View more from Illinois

dude, your ex-bf is on match.com

(847): View more from Illinois

details on that.

(312): View more from Illinois

well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.

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(310): View more from California

I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.

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(319): View more from Iowa

The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.

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(317): View more from Indiana

It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.

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(206): View more from Washington

If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh

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(847): View more from Illinois

then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

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(205): View more from Alabama

No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.

(1-205): View more from Alabama

Can I get that on a shirt

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(813): View more from Florida

Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.

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