At least make sure they are 18
Why
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He shit in the fireplace
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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