yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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