Can Purell be used as lube?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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