i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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